more jokes about pirates and food

Written 30 January 2003

Joke version #1 (with help from Shiro Akaishi):

Two muffins were being baked in an oven.

One said to the other, "Arr, it be a mite warm in here, ye scurvy dog.'

The other replied, "Shiver me timbers! Be ye a speaking piratical muffin also?"

Now, the same joke with help from Talysman the Ur-Beatle:

A muffin and a pirate walked into a bar.

The pirate turned to the muffin and said, "Arr, it be really hot in here!"

There was an uncomfortable silence, after which the pirate said, "SHIVER ME TIMBERS, but I wish ye could talk, too!"

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