more jokes about pirates and food
Written 30 January 2003
Joke version #1 (with help from Shiro Akaishi):
Two muffins were being baked in an oven.
One said to the other, "Arr, it be a mite warm in here, ye scurvy
The other replied, "Shiver me timbers! Be ye a speaking piratical
Now, the same joke with help from Talysman the Ur-Beatle:
A muffin and a pirate walked into a bar.
The pirate turned to the muffin and said, "Arr, it be really hot in
There was an uncomfortable silence, after which the pirate said,
"SHIVER ME TIMBERS, but I wish ye could talk, too!"
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