Movie TrailerWritten 13 July 2003[The Earth as seen from space, except Australia is upside down.] VOICEOVER:In a world gone frighteningly sane ... [Quickly ZOOM IN on upstate New York.] VOICEOVER:... in a suburb of Albany, a man from the future of the past must be prevented from changing the present into the future. [CUT TO James "Kibo" Parry sitting under a tree, looking at the screen of his iBook. The Apple logo is prominently displayed.] KIBO:Ah, tj frazir, will you ever learn? [He starts typing. Suddenly, a naked Gilbert Gottfried appears and extends his hand to Kibo.] GOTTFRIED:Come with me if you want to live. [FX: GIANT DUST BUNNY] VOICEOVER:Meanwhile, in the future, robots from the past are sent to the present to bring about something. Wackiness ensues. [Cut to DALEKS, led by ARNOLD SCHWARTZENEGGER in a cylindrical wheelchair. He speaks through a vocoder with a German accent.] ARNOLD:YOU MUST EX-TER-MIN-ATE KIBO! DALEKS:We obey! [As the DALEKS start to roll off aimlessly, a couple of them EXPLODE COLORFULLY for no apparent reason. While this happens:] VOICEOVER:Simultaneously, at the same time, ten minutes ago, members of a local high school have to prepare for the visit of a very special celebrity. [Cut to French James Brown, a gold lamé beret on his head, dancing languidly on a stage.] FRENCH JAMES BROWN:Saut en arrière! Je veux m'embrasser! [We hear FUNK MUSIC PLAYED ON AN ACCORDION. Cut to credits.] VOICEOVER:Terminator 4: And Then There Were Twelve. Coming soon to a theater near you. This was something random written by Jacob Haller. To see another random thing, click here. To get a permanent link to this particular random thing, click here. |
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