Send The Cheese To Me

Written 9 August 2001

If you're eating pizza, and cheese ain't what you need,
If you're eating pizza, and cheese ain't what you need,
Go and eat the pizza, and send the cheese to me.

If you're drinking pepsi, but pepsi's what you fear,
If you're drinking pepsi, but pepsi's what you fear,
Send me all your pepsi, and I'll send you root beer.

If you're sad in prison, and want your freedom too,
If you're sad in prison, and want your freedom too,
I'll tunnel into prison, exchange myself for you.

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