IntermissionWritten 25 November 2002Matt McIrvin <mmcirvin at world.std.com> wrote in message news:mmcirvin-DB3398.17284225112002@localhost... Leo Sgouros <hpappas at comcast.net> wrote:
Play is interrupted by [SFX: Giant disposable napkin] which ushers in a PTERODACTYL bearing the ousted CEO of a dotcom. EX-CEO:I put together a house of cards, but it folded. Who better to teach you how to play cribbage? PTERODACTYL:Caw! Caw! A crowd of the ex-CEO's ex-employees fly by, borne aloft by GIANT PAPER AIRPLANES. EX-EMPLOYEES:It's a whole new world where the old rules don't apply and it will last forever and ever! The pterodactyl drops the CEO, who starts to plummet to his death. EX-CEO:Muuuuggiiiiinnnnnnnns! EX-EMPLOYEES:I am impressed by our ex-CEO's new direction and wish him the best of luck with his new venture! [SFX: Exploding septic tank] CREDITS ROLL, superimposed over GIANT SANS-SERIF LETTERS that spell out: THE BEGINNING -- OR IS IT?This was something random written by Jacob Haller. To see another random thing, click here. To get a permanent link to this particular random thing, click here. |
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