Intermission
Written 25 November 2002
Matt McIrvin <mmcirvin at world.std.com> wrote in message news:mmcirvin-DB3398.17284225112002@localhost...
Leo Sgouros <hpappas at comcast.net> wrote:[Act V, scene III: Ext. Brannock Compound. BRANNOCK, both his stocking feet strapped to Brannock Devices identifying him as a 13 1/2 narrow, sits atop a fifty-foot mountain of shoes. A CROWD of worshipers approach the vast pile to the sound of sepuchral bass guitar. Finally BRANNOCK raises his right hand and sings:]
Production is interrupted by DANCING BEARS carrying a script for one of the worlds shortest plays on financial insitutions:
Bear 1
"562=202!"
Play is interrupted by [SFX: Giant disposable napkin] which ushers in a PTERODACTYL bearing the ousted CEO of a dotcom.
EX-CEO:
I put together a house of cards, but it folded. Who better to teach you how to play cribbage?
PTERODACTYL:
Caw! Caw!
A crowd of the ex-CEO's ex-employees fly by, borne aloft by GIANT PAPER AIRPLANES.
EX-EMPLOYEES:
It's a whole new world where the old rules don't apply and it will last forever and ever!
The pterodactyl drops the CEO, who starts to plummet to his death.
EX-CEO:
Muuuuggiiiiinnnnnnnns!
EX-EMPLOYEES:
I am impressed by our ex-CEO's new direction and wish him the best of luck with his new venture!
[SFX: Exploding septic tank]
CREDITS ROLL, superimposed over GIANT SANS-SERIF LETTERS that spell out:
THE BEGINNING -- OR IS IT?
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