Blue Yodel #∞ (T for T-Rex)

Hear the version from 'Time To Break Up The Band":

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T for T. Rex, T for Tarbosaur.
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T for T. Rex, T for Tarbosaur.
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T's the time traveller my Thelma left me for.

I'd rather drink muddy water, sleep in a hollow log
Drink muddy water, sleep in a hollow log
Than to be in the Triassic and be eaten by a Theropod.

I'm gonna get me a pistol just as long as I am tall.
I'm gonna get me a pistol just as long as I am tall.
Gonna shoot that time traveller, even if he's my grandpaw.

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