gchat blues
Dmi
In my day-to-day life, I'm a man of few words,
G Dmi
But on Google Chat, I can't wait to talk to my nerds.
Dmi
It's my social release, the main thing I do online.
G A Dmi
I've tried facebook and Twitter, too, but they ain't worth a dime.
G
I go to my job and work hard every day,
Dmi
So how come all of my friends on gchat are set to away?
You know, I live alone, I don't want to just talk to the wall,
And if there's no one to talk to, I feel around six inches tall.
You know that connecting friends, that's what the Internet's for,
Along with photos of kittens, or maybe a few things more.
You know I try to be good, every Sunday I kneel down and pray.
So how come all of my friends on gchat are set to away?
I think it's time to break out! Tomorrow I'll meet some new folks.
I'll find some folks in real life who'll laugh at some of my jokes,
And if we're hungry we'll go out to have a bite.
We'll go to movies and shows and we'll have a good time every night.
And we'll talk about pet peeves that bother us every day,
Like how come all of our friends on gchat are set to away?
Like why all of our friends on gchat are set to away?