Binders Full Of Women

Hear the version from 'Time To Break Up The Band":

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I got binders full of women
I got notebooks of femmes fatales
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I got portfolios of ladyfolks I couldn't even list them all
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I'm good for business
What's good for business's good for the chicks
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And there ain't no problem that a binder full of women couldn't fix

I got a spreadsheet full of sisters
A database of dames
A rolodex of double X but don't ask me their names
I'm good for business
What's good for business's good for the chicks
And there ain't no problem that a binder full of women couldn't fix

I can cross-index the ladies
Based on name, shape and size.
Then, what the hell, put it in Excel and sort them by their eyes.
I'm good for business
Whats good for business's good for the chicks
And there ain't no problem that a binder full of women couldn't fix

I quickly categorize 'em,
Then send them home to feed their sprogs.
My book of lists lists feminists under a female dog.
I'm good for business
What's good for business's good for ladies
I can see their grateful looks as I drive past in my Mercedes

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