Walking Facepalm

Hear a demo:

SOLO: G/C/G/E/A/D/[D]

INTRO:

     G
Now, Jack saw a woman make a science post
     C
on a topic that he loved the most,
G                              D
about how water boils in outer space.
   G
He made his correction, and up spoke she:
                  [C]
"You know, I'm an astronaut with a Ph.D.,
      G                            E
and I read your correction and I'm not complaining,
            A                        D               D/[D]
'cause I've never seen a better case of mansplaining.

VERSE 1:

           G
Well, I've been around this world a time or two,
         C
and I've never seen a man as pathetic as you.
     G
I've been on the earth, and I've been to space.
           [D]              [D]
You're the dumbest thing in either place.
      G
I can tell, from your sad attempt to explain,
    C
you must have the world's smallest brain.
         G                     E
Now, I'm telling no lie when I say, my guy:
        [A]                 [D]                D/[D]
You're a walking facepalm on twitter dot com."

SOLO: G/C/G/E/A/D/[D]

VERSE 2:

"Yes, I've been around this world, and around it again,
and you're the worst excuse I've seen for a man.
I've never seen such a sense of self-worth
squeezed into a cerebrum with such a small girth.
You should donate your brain to a museum --
Along with a microscope so they can see 'em.
I should write a paper about this caper,
You're a walking facepalm on twitter dot com."


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