Walking Facepalm
SOLO: G/C/G/E/A/D/[D]
INTRO:
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Now, Jack saw a woman make a science post
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on a topic that he loved the most,
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about how water boils in outer space.
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He made his correction, and up spoke she:
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"You know, I'm an astronaut with a Ph.D.,
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and I read your correction and I'm not complaining,
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'cause I've never seen a better case of mansplaining.
VERSE 1:
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Well, I've been around this world a time or two,
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and I've never seen a man as pathetic as you.
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I've been on the earth, and I've been to space.
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You're the dumbest thing in either place.
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I can tell, from your sad attempt to explain,
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you must have the world's smallest brain.
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Now, I'm telling no lie when I say, my guy:
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You're a walking facepalm on twitter dot com."
SOLO: G/C/G/E/A/D/[D]
VERSE 2:
"Yes, I've been around this world, and around it again,
and you're the worst excuse I've seen for a man.
I've never seen such a sense of self-worth
squeezed into a cerebrum with such a small girth.
You should donate your brain to a museum --
Along with a microscope so they can see 'em.
I should write a paper about this caper,
You're a walking facepalm on twitter dot com."
