Mistaken Identity
G B Emi
Excuse me, but I was wondering --
Ami E Ami
You look quite familiar to me.
G B E
Might I have seen you on match.com,
A D
OKCupid, or eHarmony?
Emi D Emi
If I haven't, I guess that's no big surprise.
D G
This has happened before, you see.
G B Emi
When you've seen as many dating profiles as I have
A D G
Everyone looks the same to me.
Hey there, buddy, how're you doing?
What, you don't recognize me?
Didn't I see you just the other day
at Amazing Video down Empire Street?
If I haven't, I guess that's no big surprise.
This has happened before, you see.
When you've been to as many purveyors of pornography as I have
Everyone looks the same to me.
C G
I acknowledge you're a unique individual,
C G
You're one in a million and ten.
C G E
Wait, no, I think I'm thinking of someone else.
A D
Just who the hell are you again?
So excuse me if I'm bothering you;
I could have sworn we're the best of friends.
You really don't remember who I am?
I guess that's how our story ends.
I guess it's really no big surprise;
I've always had rotten luck.
But for the sake of old acquaintance,
Could you lend me a lousy buck?