A Well, I take Rosie out on Mondays, D And on Tuesdays I see Sue, A Then on Wednesdays I see Sarah -- Lord, she knows just what to do. D On Thursdays I see Lisa, and on Fridays Anna Lee. E Then I give myself a break; E I like to keep me weekends free. D My friends say, "Jake, you gotta settle down. A You're gonna regret your ways." D But if you think I'll ever stop running 'round, E I got news for you: E that'll never be true. E D I'm afraid that I ain't gonna ever change, E D A 'Cause my heart's at absolute zero.
[solo over blues in A while saying something along the lines of:]
Now, absolute zero is the lowest possible temperature. It's 273.15 degrees below zero Celsius, which is as cold as it gets.
D Well you know all the ladies love me; A I sure try to treat them fine. D And if they ain't having a real good time, E D well I know it sure ain't my fault!
I take Rosie out on Mondays,
My friends say, "Jake, you gotta settle down.
I know that I ain't gonna ever change,