Stale Tequila
C G F C
After the show, I had packed up my guitar.
C G F Ami
You caught my eye, you were standing at the bar.
G
You flashed me a knowing grin,
Ami G
Looking so good, it was half a sin.
Ami G
I felt myself start to fall in lust.
F
My brain began to whirl,
G
'til I thought it might combust.
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C
And I woke up,
G F Ami
The taste of stale tequila in my mouth.
G
I looked around, I was all alone.
F
How could you do it?
G
You were so beautiful.
A few more drinks, and a half a pack of smokes.
We talked for hours, you laughed at all my jokes.
Then we went back to your hotel
and did some things
I shouldn't tell.
I felt myself
start to fall asleep.
You made me feel so safe
that it almost made me weep.
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Then I awoke in a bathtub full of ice.
You left a note, I had to read it twice:
It said, "Call 911.
I stole your kidney.
Thanks for the fun."
I felt myself
start to fall apart.
I know you took my kidney
but you also stole my heart.
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