No Naked Babies
Note: The version of the song on Mistaken Identity has slightly different lyrics and originally had a different title.
/G /G You know the baby was bathing in her parents' bathtub, /G /G And I heard her father splash her as he gave her a scrub, /D /D Then I heard her footsteps as he pulled out the plug, G /D And he said, "No naked babies running on a rug. /C /C /G /G No no, no no no, /D /D You know I told you before that you're as cute as a bug, /G /D But there are no naked babies allowed on a rug."
Now the baby is running all over the floor,
Now a gleam's in her eye, and a grin's on her face,