Relatively Human

Hear the version from 'Circumstantial Evidence":

This is a 12-bar blues in C.

I went out last night, and I stayed out pretty late. (x2)
Now I feel relatively human, and that is relatively great.

I had gin for dinner, vodka for dessert. (x2)
Now I'm thinking whiskey for breakfast, I don't see how it could hurt.

I woke up in a strange place, guess that's where I went to bed, (x2)
But I'm feeling pretty good now, considering I probably should be dead.

Give me a cup of coffee, then pour me another five, (x2)
'Cause I'm feeling relatively human, but only about 40% alive.

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