I Wish That I Was Vegan

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Last night I ate a pound of steak.
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(It was so delicious.)
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Now it's six A.M. and I'm still awake!
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(I wish that I was vegan.)

My fridge is stocked with limburger cheese.
(It was so delicious.)
The smell, it brings me to my knees!
(I wish that I was vegan.)

My love for honey is profound,
(It was so delicious.)
But now it costs six bucks a pound.
(I wish that I was vegan.)

So now I eat seitan and soy,
(It is so delicious.)
And rice and beans bring me such joy!
(I'm glad that I am vegan.)

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