The Christmas Lobster

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(The song proper starts at around 1:55.)
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I crawl along the ocean floor, then climb down your chimney.
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My shell is green and red. I'm festive and cheery.
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I'm a well-known crustacean! Yes, everyone knows me.
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I'm the Christmas Lobster. (The Christmas Lobster!)

I just want to make kids happy -- that's my one big cause.
Anybody who mistreats them is breaking my laws, and
You know I'll nip their fingers with my sandy claws.
'Cause I'm the Christmas Lobster. (The Christmas Lobster!)

If you're naughty, well, you'd better keep an eye on your hands,
Because late Christmas Eve, I'll put together my plans,
and you'll wake up in a tank restrained by rubber bands.
'Cause I'm the Christmas Lobster. (The Christmas Lobster!)
I'm the Christmas Lobster. (The Christmas Lobster!)
I'm the Christmas Lobster. (The Christmas Lobster!)

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